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chapter #02: in which Puck is sent to Azkaban
WILL: sorry i’m late, i was with Professor Figgins. bad news, students. Puckerman was sent to Azkaban last night.
QUINN: *scoffs* what did he do?
WILL: put your hand up when speaking, Fabray. but by all means, he rode his Mom’s dragon through the front of Gringotts bank and flew off with the sword of Godric Gryffindor. and apparently he wasn’t alone.
RACHEL: uh, well obviously it was Santana! i mean, they’re both in Slytherin and they’re always up to stupid dark things! who else would steal our sword?
SANTANA: ugh, don’t go pointing your wand wanker at me, Mudblood. i was with Brittany last night.
RACHEL: oh, yes of course you were, magical slut.
WILL: attention! Merlin’s pants, keep your hats on. you’re acting like a bunch of cornish pixies. i’m afraid we’ve got more important things to worry about. it appears that Puckerman has escaped.
Oh my god magical slut. Magical. Slut. Magical slut. Magical slut. A slut that is magical if you will.
Don’t mind me
I’m just dying from lack of oxygenHe rode his Mom’s dragon through the front of Gringotts.
this is just genius.
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